Monkey Q & A
Welcome to our Sunday Special Segment Series of Ask a Monkey!
Question #1 is in reference to the carpet nightmares posts.
I know that when a carpet gets sick you call The Rug Doctor, but how does the carpet get laid?
Brian fielded this earlier: Well Carrie, if that IS your real name.... carpet gets 'laid' by Dr. Shagsalot...AKA Mr. SniffNcarpet...AKA Silas T. Rugmuncher. Duh!!!
Check out the post for some way funny extras on the comments.
Question #2
What is your favorite movie? And if you say planet of the apes, I will be upset.
Guillermo: Big Lebowski, any Pink Panther or Inspector Clouseau, I've picked up some of my "Seller-esque" moves from those:
Well, what kind of bomb was it?
The exploding kind.
Bernardo: I can't pick just one. Maybe one of Fellini's works.
Brian: Angel Heart, Blade Runner, many others wide and varied.
Jen: The Last Supper, Juno, The Dark Knight, whatever tickles my fancy at the moment.
Question #3 is in reference to our recent field trip to Egypt.
What did you guys do to the rest of the Pharaoh?
Question #3 is in reference to our recent field trip to Egypt.
What did you guys do to the rest of the Pharaoh?
Guillermo here: I accidentally farted and well, blew the rest of it off. I hope I don't have to pay for anything, it wasn't my fault. I'm just farty by nature.
There was one anonymous entry this week as well.
Does the new carpet match the drapes?
Guillermo: Of course the carpets match the drapes. We planned it out that way, duh! Why wouldn't you plan that ahead of time. We kept a brown theme in the living room for a reason....
As always..... you have questions, why not have a monkey answer them. We would love some questions to be answered by our faithful viewers. We don't want this to be a lost segment.
***Update at 9:15 AM***
Carrie decided to ask a few more questions and due to the nature of one of them, we decided to address them now. They are all collective answers.
* What are you minkees stuffed with ... is it organic or synthetic?
We are stuffed with fiberfill, farts and love. A little organic and a little synthetic.
* Do the minkees sleep in a certain place at night or do they just get left laying where ever they were perched last?
We sleep in our executive suites at night, aka the headboard.
* What kind of camera do Jen and Brian (if that is your real name) use?
Canon PowerShot SD10. Has anyone ever heard of it? Probably not. It is seven years old and still as good as most on the market. We loves it.
* Does Brian even have a job? We know Jen721 works for hard as a teacher, making a difference, one thirteen year old at a time. All we know is that Brian has a goatee, collects guitars, won't let us see his unders, and he does yoga dance. The public deserves more.
This Question is the reason for our update... Brian has a job, he's also a teacher. He does have a goatee. The guitars, well he used to be in a band. His unders are his to share with the world if he chooses, his socks however have been donned on many a minkee head.
As for the Yoga, he does Ashtanga yoga, not yoga dance. I don't even think that exists, who knows. Ashtanga is a flowing type of yoga with poses done in a certain series and way. It's not for beginners. All those really hard yet cool poses you see people doing, comes from there. It is easier for Brian in the regards to upper body strength. Jen is more flexible. We are the perfect Yin & Yang when it comes to yoga.
Carrie also had a photo request. Once the minkees are out of their executive suites and presentable to the world there will be a photo shoot. Look for it later today. Doowop Twins Pt. 2
***Update at 9:15 AM***
Carrie decided to ask a few more questions and due to the nature of one of them, we decided to address them now. They are all collective answers.
* What are you minkees stuffed with ... is it organic or synthetic?
We are stuffed with fiberfill, farts and love. A little organic and a little synthetic.
* Do the minkees sleep in a certain place at night or do they just get left laying where ever they were perched last?
We sleep in our executive suites at night, aka the headboard.
* What kind of camera do Jen and Brian (if that is your real name) use?
Canon PowerShot SD10. Has anyone ever heard of it? Probably not. It is seven years old and still as good as most on the market. We loves it.
* Does Brian even have a job? We know Jen721 works for hard as a teacher, making a difference, one thirteen year old at a time. All we know is that Brian has a goatee, collects guitars, won't let us see his unders, and he does yoga dance. The public deserves more.
This Question is the reason for our update... Brian has a job, he's also a teacher. He does have a goatee. The guitars, well he used to be in a band. His unders are his to share with the world if he chooses, his socks however have been donned on many a minkee head.
As for the Yoga, he does Ashtanga yoga, not yoga dance. I don't even think that exists, who knows. Ashtanga is a flowing type of yoga with poses done in a certain series and way. It's not for beginners. All those really hard yet cool poses you see people doing, comes from there. It is easier for Brian in the regards to upper body strength. Jen is more flexible. We are the perfect Yin & Yang when it comes to yoga.
Carrie also had a photo request. Once the minkees are out of their executive suites and presentable to the world there will be a photo shoot. Look for it later today. Doowop Twins Pt. 2
1 comments:
Awesome.
Yes, Carrie is my real name. I have no secrets. Except my weight.
Also ...
* What are you minkees stuffed with ... is it oranic or synthetic?
* Do the minkees sleep in a certain place at night or do they just get left laying where ever they were perched last?
* What kind of camera do Jen and Brian (if that is your real name) use?
* Does Brian even have a job? We know Jen721 works for hard as a teacher, making a difference, one thirteen year old at a time. All we know is that Brian has a goatee, collects guitars, won't let us see his unders, and he does yoga dance. The public deserves more.
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