I don't feel so good!

Well, as you can see I partied a little too much last night. I can't believe I put on my Captain Bananas Costume and my Evil Overlord Ears....  I really don't feel too good today. I found some of that corn beef and cabbage stuff in the neighbors garbage, but I think it was rancid because it tasted aweful and made me sick to my stomach. As for the green beer... don't do it. It makes you a drunk little monkey. It lead to more drinking, then some 99Bananas. I don't want another banana for as long as I live, or at least until this haze is gone. I have never felt this aweful in my life. My head hurts, my stomach feels like I'm on a roller coaster the light hurts my eyes and I have this taste in my mouth that won't go away. I'm going to go lay down in the sock drawer until I feel better. Which I hope is soon.....

Evil Overlord

I am the Evil Overlord, you will do my bidding! Today, I tried to break into the piggy bank to get all the money. But, NOOO... Captain Bananas was there and we fought to the death (or at least until i passed out.) I was trying to use my fart powers to blast open the piggy bank and get the money inside. But Captain Bananas was there to deflect my fart and keep me from getting inside. You know what he did? He deflected it right into my face. Have you ever been blasted in the face with noxious fumes? Well, its not fun. I woke up three hours later with the worst headach I have ever had. I think I smell bad too. I hate Captain Bananas!

Captain Bananas.....

Guillermo, I mean Captain Bananas here. Just spending the day saving the world from the Evil Overlord and his noxious gas fumes. Man, he stinks. Do you know how hard it is to get him to stop farting?!? Anyway, he was trying to break into the piggy bank and steal all the money using his fart powers. I deflected them using my SUPER BANANA POWER and knocked him out cold. When he wakes up from this one, he's going to be stinky for quite some time. Hope he doesn't come near me......