Taking a cue from Jackass!

Hello! Guillermo Gray here. Today I am going to play a trick on my buddy Bernardo! It is called 'Fart Tube'.

Step one: You find a container on a shelf and get an idea.....

Step 2: You uncap the container, put it up to your butt, and muster up a few tangy toots.

Step 3: Give the tube to your buddy and tell him to open it.
Step 5: Get your buddy to open the tube and take a whiff.....
Step 6: Watch your buddy's eyes roll as he passes out from the noxious fumes.
Step 7: Quickly recap before you p a s s o u t.
Make sure you complete Step 7 quickly or else this may happen to you.

I wonder if Jackass will take our post to heart and make Stev-o sniff some Knoxville butt.....

Minkee Antics

Whooo.... We're blurry! Hold on.... We can fix this.... Self portraits are such a pain!
Ahhhh, much better! On to todays post.

Jen should know better than to leave unfinished craft projects just lying around. Today we were playing Chakra Minkees. You know the Peter Gabriel song right? You've got to chakra minkee..... Good times, good times!

Jen started making these super cool eye pillows filled with flax seed, lavendar and chamomile. They come in the different chakra colors hence our chakra minkee songs and dance. The finished products smell fantastic (and can even keep a minkee's butt smell from terrorizing the noses in the room). We hope Jen doesn't mind that we emptied them all out. You can't play with them as well when they are filled! Brian is usually pretty cool with us playing with Jen's stuff, but he was hesitant today. He was muttering something about hoping Jen doesn't unstuff us.... I wonder what he means by that. Oh well, we will just deal when Jen gets home. Comence Play Time!!!!!

Jen here. I just got home from work and all I have to say is they are pretty lucky they dumped all of the flax mixture into a bowl. It took them a while, but they refilled seven of them and now I am going to sew them up. I should have sewed them last night so this would'nt have happened. I do belive they have learned their lesson and won't be playing with them again. I learned my lesson as well to never trust a minkee with a craft project!

Multipurpose Bag

Mmmmmm.  Jen stopped off at the local Subway on her way home from yoga last night to get a veggie sandwich.   She loves those things.  I always ask her for a cucumber to put on my head (on top of a napkin of course), which she forgot.  Way to go butt head!  Um, sorry about the butt head thing.

After she finished eating I went into action playing with the bag.  I decided to turn it into a poncho so I could go outside in the rain.  Yep, it rained here again.  No power outages, thank goodness.  We watched us some Tony Bourdain and Kitchen Nightmares.  I get to cuss when Gordon Ramsay is on the T.V. screen, so I had a blast.  At one point I got a little carried away and there was a threat to wash my mouth out with soap, to which I say no thank you and quieted down.  

The unfortunate part of hanging out in the bag (besides the sound it made every time I moved) was the fact that I created a giant dutch oven.  They made me sleep out on the sunporch all by myself because of 'the smell'.  Well, I'm not doing that again!  I hope they let me sleep in the executive suites tonight.  

"Jeeeeennnnnnnn, I'm sorry I called you a butt head.  Can I play in your sock drawer today?  Pleeeeaaaassssseeeee!"

What Happens When....

Bernardo here. First off, Thanks a lot Jen for getting out the sauerkraut for yesterdays festivities. Guess who ate some. Yep, Guillermo did. Not only that, he ate the rest of the deviled eggs, and hot German potato salad. What do you get when you mix all of that together? A Molotov cocktail in you know whose ass! We had to go outside because of THIS:

This has been happening ALL DAY! Just when you think he is done it happens again!

And again. It smells terrible out here!!!

The worst part is his farts were so toxic they ate through the cable wire and now the whole block has no cable, Internet or phone. Way to go stinky!

While attempting to write this, the internet went down. So, I created a comic book page instead of the post using the Comic Life Program that came with my Mac Book. Here it is, let me know what you think. (There are some typos, but it was my first creation so bear with me)