Evil Overlord

I am the Evil Overlord, you will do my bidding! Today, I tried to break into the piggy bank to get all the money. But, NOOO... Captain Bananas was there and we fought to the death (or at least until i passed out.) I was trying to use my fart powers to blast open the piggy bank and get the money inside. But Captain Bananas was there to deflect my fart and keep me from getting inside. You know what he did? He deflected it right into my face. Have you ever been blasted in the face with noxious fumes? Well, its not fun. I woke up three hours later with the worst headach I have ever had. I think I smell bad too. I hate Captain Bananas!