Spare Body Parts
Jen!!!!! What did we say about making new animals!!! We are the only ones you need, do you hear us. We had to poke it with a stick to make sure it wasn't going to get up and walk around the room. Don't want that happening again!
Bernardo went all Kung Fu minkee on that thing. I thought he was going to break it. That's right newbie, you don't want to stay around here, got it!
After our workout, I decided to use it as my karaoke microphone. I sang all of my favorite songs. I don't know why Jen and Bernardo left. Their loss. 'I'm not a girl, just a monkey...' I love that Britney Spears. What ever happened to her? Who knows, I just love singing her songs. 'Oops I farted again, its burning your eyes, I'll go it again.....'
Hey Jen, what is this thing going to be? A girl, did you say a girl! OMG, I am so sorry. I just beat up a girl! Maybe if I primp myself up and take an extra suds and bubbles, do you think she'll like me?! What, we're not keeping her? But I want a girlfriend. No, there won't be any baby knit monkeys running around. I'm not anatomically correct, you should know you made me! Yes I am mature enough to handle it. FINE, mail her off, I'm saving myself for Cory anyway! 'Don't you wish your monkey was hot like me, don't you wish your monkey was a freak like me, Don'tcha......'
6 comments:
BABY KNIT MONKEYS? I want a baby knit monkey!! Please will you make me a baby knit monkey, Jen?
Oh, I'd pay for a baby knit monkey. Especially if it looked like Bernardo.
That's right, you didn't make knit doodles on the boys, did you? At least my Ken doll had a plastic molded "hump spot" ... not the Ken from the theatre.
I thought it might be inappropriate to have minkees with real doodles. They pretend that their tails are their doodles. Guillermo tries to get his in every picture sometimes!
I feel sad for your knit monkeys, they get so easily attached...
Thank you for making me laugh today. I love your blog and the minkees..monkeys..whatever...they are adorable.
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