Kung Fu Minkees
B-Man and G-Unit are no more! We are now: Bernardo-Iron Fist and Guillermo-Kamakazi (Japanese for "Divine Wind"...go figure) . (Jen found an awesome kung fu name generator and have been playing with it ever since.)
We have been practicing our Minkee Fu for the last two days. Punching, kicking and hooting our little hearts out! We have done a lot of sparring too. B-man, I mean Iron Fist, won most of the matches because I would kick too hard and accidentally fart. This lead to laughing, followed by more farting. At one point B-man took cover because my butt "sounded like a machine gun" as he put it. It has been a lot of fun. Not to mention our new duds! Don't we look awesome! Be careful, we are now lethally trained. Beware our wrath!
PS Just to let people know, Jen did NOT make these for us, she found them for a dollar at Ben Franklin (she DOES have a life!).
2 comments:
Flippin' hilarious! I've been subjected to that machine gun type toots.
And the Monkeys were kung fu fightin'
Minkees as fast as lightin'
In fact it was a little bit frightin'
'Cause they fart with expert timin'
They were funky minkee men
From a funky monkey town
Minkees gassing them up
Minkees gassing them down
It's an ancient chinese art
To create a monkey fart
While they are fartin' take a whiff
It will be a deadly sniff
'Cause the Monkeys were kung fu fightin'
Minkees as fast as lightin'
In fact it was a little bit frightin'
'Cause they fart with expert timin'
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