6/6/08

Friday Foto Finish Fiesta 2.0

Here is my addition for Candid Carries weekly Friday Foto Finish Fiesta. This picture makes me think of middle school boys. I am sure they would find this as hilarious! (Don't forget ladies and gentlemen I spend a bulk of my day with middle school kids and I know how there little minds work.) Those are the legs and arm of a future monkey in the making. It was taken back in December, I forgot I had it on my camera. Too funny not to share!

6/5/08

SITS

It's in the Sauce (SITS) is a fun new blog to go to. It features a blogger a day and sends traffic your way! (nice rhyme, I know) Whenever you see the SITS logo: Comment, Comment, Comment. You can always say: "I saw the SITS logo and"..... If you are lucky you'll be featured. Anyway you look at it though, you've got plenty of good reading! Check it out!

Reunited and it feels so good.... :()

Tomorrow is the last day of school for Jen's students and she thought it only appropriate that the monkeys & Oreo spend one more night together.  Tomorrow, Quinten and Oreo are going in the prize basket for the game (appropriately titled) SKUNK.  It is pretty fun math game using dice that the students enjoy.  Besides more than two monkeys/animals in the house are too much for Jen to take care of this summer.  Quinten and Oreo aren't trained as well, and it will take too much time and effort to get them refined to the level of Guillermo of all monkeys.  (Not to mention a couple of the girls in the class have been eyeballing them asking if they can take care of them over the summer.)  I am sure they will be treated well.  However, I am sure they will be missed.  Next year, knitting club will have to have a special unit on knit animals.  

6/4/08

Multi-Use Outfits

It was waaaay too hot today to wear the full Minkee Fu gear!  When taking the top off, we noticed that the pants are multi-purpose!  The makers even made an opening in the back for our tails to hang out!  It is pretty awesome.  G-Man decided to play 'flying nun' today and wore his pants on his head.  He can be pretty creative at times!


Speaking of creative.  One of our Blogger friends, Candid Carrie, wrote the following song for us.  Be careful singing it out loud, you might get a 'special present' (aka Guillermo fart) if you aren't careful.  The song goes:

And the Monkeys were kung fu fightin'
Minkees as fast as lightin'
In fact it was a little bit frightin'
'Cause they fart with expert timin'

They were funky minkee men
From a funky monkey town
Minkees gassing them up
Minkees gassing them down

It's an ancient chinese art
To create a monkey fart
While they are fartin' take a whiff
It will be a deadly sniff

'Cause the Monkeys were kung fu fightin'
Minkees as fast as lightin'
In fact it was a little bit frightin'
'Cause they fart with expert timin'


6/2/08

Kung Fu Minkees

B-Man and G-Unit are no more! We are now: Bernardo-Iron Fist and Guillermo-Kamakazi (Japanese for "Divine Wind"...go figure) . (Jen found an awesome kung fu name generator and have been playing with it ever since.)

We have been practicing our Minkee Fu for the last two days. Punching, kicking and hooting our little hearts out! We have done a lot of sparring too. B-man, I mean Iron Fist, won most of the matches because I would kick too hard and accidentally fart. This lead to laughing, followed by more farting. At one point B-man took cover because my butt "sounded like a machine gun" as he put it. It has been a lot of fun. Not to mention our new duds! Don't we look awesome! Be careful, we are now lethally trained. Beware our wrath!

PS Just to let people know, Jen did NOT make these for us, she found them for a dollar at Ben Franklin (she DOES have a life!).

5/31/08

Naked Monkees!!!

That's right ladies and gentlemen, We have thrown our scarves off and are basking in our nakedness.

We are free, monkees in our purist form.  We have been running around up here, hooting and playing like were back in the jungle!  Right now, we are looking for Kate and the others from Lost... (They don't seem to be in this jungle anymore, I wonder where they went?)

Since Jen and Brian are ignoring us, we can do what we want.  Like the lawn really needs to be mowed or the deck coated!  I know they can see us up here.   It's great to be a minkee!!!  Uh oh, the mower just turned off... Jen must be heading up here.... Where's my scarf????

5/30/08

Friday Foto Finish Fiesta

This is by far one on my favorite fotos of these two little guys... You just look at them and picture giggles and rooting through sock drawers....

5/29/08

Getting Ready to get Lost

We decided we needed to settle down a bit before Lost starts, so we practiced part of the Ashtanga Primary Series.  Bernardo is doing Upavistha Konasana or wide angled seated forward bend.  That is one of Jen's all time favorites.  Brian just rolls his eyes jealously when she plops down the the floor with ease.  Her butt sticks up just like Bernardos too!!  I am doing  hanumanasana or monkey pose!  They named a pose after monkeys!!! OMG that is awesome!!!  Brain has been practicing this one for a while and just two days ago made it on both sides.  It was pretty freaking awesome!!!!  Now, we are just waiting for Lost to start and find out how our cutie pie Kate is doing....  We still hope to run across her in the jungle and cuddle attack her.  She won't know what hit her!!!   Well, we are off to make popcorn and watch the show.  More posts tomorrow...  Monkeys out!

5/28/08

Helping out...


It was a nice, warm, Midwestern day so we decided to be helpful little monkeys and volunteered to help hang the laundry outside.  It was very hard trying to hold onto the sheets, climb up the pole, scale along the wire, and then finally use these multipurpose clothes pins!  It took a while to get the sheets done, but we did it all by ourselves.  I hope it doesn't matter that we accidentally dropped them a few times (once in a mud puddle)!  We love to help out around the house!  When we were done, there were some clothes pins left, so of course we have to play with them.  The only problem is, once we got these on, we couldn't manage to get them off!  I think it would be helpful to have opposable thumbs.  Jen, get on that and when we need replacement parts, maybe then we will then be able to grip things!  Although, if it effects our cuteness quotient our answer is "NO..... NO..."

5/27/08

What on Earth???

Yesterday, it was 82 degrees outside.  Today, 59!!!  What is going on with the weather?!?  Did a meteorite hit Earth?  Are we entering the next ice age???  Is Guillermo's vow to quit farting effecting global warming?  What is going on???  What's worse, Jen's been gone for over 10 hours so she can't answer our questions!!!  Too many long hours for her lately!  She needs some good quality minkey time! (Only ten more days of work for her this school year.  Then she is ours for the summer!)  Since we had the whole day to ourselves, we turned on the Weather Channel and saw that a cold front came through.  Good thing, we thought the worst was coming our way!


Now, on to tonight's festivities!  Hell's kitchen is on with our favorite chef Corey!  That cute, cuddly, chef De Jour Corey.  I wonder what she would cook for a festive little minkey like me!!!  I don't know what I'll do if she gets voted off!!!  Guillermo votes her to stay all the way!!!  Corey, Corey, Corey!!!  I have a new mantra...  Where's my mala?


5/26/08

Hey all! In case you didn't know, Brian has a niece and nephew spending the summer in India! Some tourism + yoga training. They got a LOT of shots before they left, but apparently were takin' down by some JACKFRUIT. Major bummer, but we think they'll be on their feet in no time. We decided to try some jackfruit as a tribute...all we could find was canned, but that's OK.
Bernardo decided to give it a go (smelled good to ME!) and he enjoyed it, but was felled only an hour or so later by some cramps. Poor guy! But he was back on his feet fairly quickly, and minkee shananagins were on once again. More power to Evan and Kelly!









Chillin like villins

What better way to spend a three day weekend than hanging out and enjoying the weather.  At least until the big storm hit last night.  What a doosey!  However, this weekend was all about having fun and relaxing.  We channeled our inner minkee and swung around the sun porch and the apartment.  We hooted like minkees and scared the next door neighbors dog!  (which is a good thing, she never stops barking when she's outside.)  We also laid out so I can work on becoming even more mocha brown.  There was even a few rounds of our favorite minkee games like Scrabble, Twister, Zombies and the all time best game ever; Barrel of Monkeys!   All in all a pretty good weekend.  I wonder what Jen and Brian did?

5/24/08

O.K. We're Better...

Jen explained that the thing in the basket was a prototype for the two of us.  She apparently tried out a number of sizes before she came up with the perfect minkey size. Which is good, we are so cute and cuddly this size I can't imagine being THAT BIG!  She apologized several times, she forgot that she hadn't gotten rid of it.  I took it upon myself to destroy it.  So, I  farted on it for good measure, then Bernardo and I tried to rip it to shreds.  However, NO opposable thumbs made that pretty hard, so Jen took the scissors to it and it is now destroyed.  Whew!  Glad that is over.  I was a scared little minkee for a while.  By the way, sorry I farted on your pillows Jen.   You might want to throw the cases in the wash along with your favorite comfy pants.  Sorry, its what minkees do when they are upset.  Love you.....

WHAT THE!!!!!

We were minding our own business out on the sun porch when we came across this:



What the H*LL JEN!!!  Why are you making another one of us!  Two of us are enough monkeys in this household.  Plus are you making a giant.  This guy is huge!  And does he eat a lot of carrots?  His coloring is WAY OFF!   I don't know about you. All day we hear you complain about how hard it is to handle us two, and you make this guy!  What are you thinking?  We need a time out away from you!  Sorry, you have upset us!  Monkey out!

5/23/08

A Funny Thing Happened...



Well, THIS was certainly unexpected.




Must be some strange kind of hybrid. Whatever, Bernardo and I are very pleased with the results. Bernardo said I must have a "Brown Thumb". Awesome (altho I always thought it was "GREEN thumb"....). Brian must be very proud of us, as he has been smiling and giggling since we showed him our plant.


Now, time to enjoy the fruits of our labor, minkee-style.

Keepin' it real...Guillermo, out.






Minkee Botany...

Hello everyone! Bernardo with another update. Well, it got kinda cloudy and rainy yesterday, so G-Unit and I thought we'd try our hand at a little gardening. Unfortunately, the jelly beans we planted are just kind of...sitting there. Minkees are NOT very patient! Jen just sort of rolled her eyes (we get that a lot), but Brian suggested maybe we should water them. Great idea!

No comments on my outfit, thank you very much: Guillermo is kind of a spaz sometimes (you should see him on Suds & Bubbles day!), and I didn't want any cold water on me. We have been playing this morning, but we'll go check out the garden this afternoon. We're keeping our minkee fingers crossed!


5/22/08

Suds and Bubbles Day!

Well, its that time of the week my friends.  Our favorite day of the week, suds and bubbles day!!!  Here we are getting ready for our bath.  We don't want to be obscene and show you the actual event because we have to get naked.  While we enjoy being naked, Jen says we don't need to flaunt our bare selves on the internet.  There are enough photos of naked monkeys without the two of us showing ourselves off.

We just want our faithful readers to know that we do take our minkee hygiene very seriously!  No filthy minkees in this household.  Lots of suds and bubbles followed by careful grooming.  We also do our grooming in the other room away from Brian and Jen.  It is our minkee private time when we make ourselves clean and presentable to the public.  After suds and bubbles tonight, we are going to watch some t.v. and then adjourn to our luxury accommodations for the night.  Minkees out!

5/21/08

Minkee Flowers

What would Jen like better than coming home to a bunch of flowers in these vases?  Minkee Flowers A.K.A. B-unit and G-man sittin pretty in these lovely bamboo vases!  We look sooooo cute in here, don't we.  Only problem.... The G-man is stuck, I repeat, the G-man is stuck!  HELP!!!  This vase is tooo small!


O.K. Bernardo was nice enough to trade vases with me (and look, he's too fat to fit in his vase.  He has to sit on top!).  Only problem... This one is too big!!!  (Does this sound familiar?  Sounds like a bedtime story...)  I fell right in and am stuck all over again!  Maybe Jen will help me out.  However, if I do say so myself, I look awfully cute in here.  I think I'm good until the Bri-Guy gets here.  Maybe he will bring home some real flowers!!!


5/20/08

Arts and Crafts

Today Guillermo and I decided to get artsy-fartsy (I'm sure you know which part HE played in that combo) and do a couple of self portraits. What do you think?







Things were going great until I decided to play a little prank on G-Unit. He didn't take it well.


But I suggested we get right down to some minkey antics, and he got over it quickly! Which is good, I hate it when he gets pouty!

5/19/08

Tag We're It!

So, we have been tagged!  Since there are two minkeys and a human who do most of the posting we thought it only appropriate to have six fun filled facts that you may not know about all of us...  We will see if Brian wants to add anything when he gets home, but we'll leave the choice up to him...

 Guillermo.....
1.  If someone says hammertime, I have to do the hammertime dance.  It's kind of like Cartman having to sing the entire song "Come Sail Away" when someone sings a lyric.  It is quite annoying, but minkeys love to dance.

2.  My head had to recreated because I got some of Jen's blush on my nose and it wouldn't come off, even after ten suds and bubbles.  I was too embarrassed to be photographed, so I had Jen make me a new head.

3.  When Jen and Brian are both gone, I fart on their pillows... I am a monkey, don't question or judge!

4.  My favorite chef on Hell's Kitchen is Corey.  I could get pretty cuddly with her if you know what I mean...

5.  My favorite game to play is cute shark.  It is where I crawl around on the ground and chase Jen, Brian and Bernardo while being extremely cute.  Only problem.... My butt wiggles too much!

6.  Gordon Ramsey is my idol,  now "Piss off you stupid donkey!"  (that's what he says, so I can say it too!!!)


Bernardo...
1.   While Jen is at work, I play with her beads........  All of the beads, not this little pile!!!

2.  I may be festive, wear a rainbow scarf and am 'gay', but I am not that 'gay'.  B-man loves the ladies.
 
3.  I am allergic to bananas!  Fortunately, I don't eat them... just wear them!

4.  I would cuddle Kate from Lost like she's never been cuddled before!!!  She is hot!!! Plus, she is traversing the jungle....  guess where I am from... the jungle!  Maybe we can run into one another!!!

5.  My favorite superheros are: Captain Coconauts, Iron Man and Hellboy!  

6.  I left a present in Jen's beads..... If you know what I mean!

Jen...



1. I know for a fact that there is more than one way to skin a cat!  Sorry cat lovers (Carrie) I took Anatomy and Physiology in college and that was a requirement.  I was in a group with three men, I was the only one willing to attempt the skinning.  It was quite interesting to perform it, and there is defiantly more than one way, but I don't want to gross you out too much...

2.  I sang in a back up choir for none other than "The Gambler" at the Mark of the Quad Cities presentation of: A Kenny Roger's Christmas.  Yes ladies and gentlemen I got to meet the gambler himself (he smelled like chicken, weird huh), had my picture taken and sang two songs in a backup choir.  

3.  I was banned from an adult bookstore for three months! They took my photo and posted it!   Always remember kids.... A six foot inflatable penis when hit with your fist, may fall back but comes back up with lightening speed.  If you are curious, click for more details.

4.  I don't like chocolate.  Sorry, just don't like it.  However, you put Skittles or Jelly Beans in front of me and they are gone in seconds.

5.  I make jewelry and malas as a 'side business'.  Malas are Tibetan prayer beads.

6.  I have recently begun and am now addicted to my sinus rinse.  I love to gross out people and give them details about how to use it!  Especially Tom at work!

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